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After two happy centuries in the prelife, Faythe is battling the most dangerous human emotion.
But when she accepts a once-in-a-prelifetime opportunity to become Apprentice at the Shop Before Life, her days become dreadfully interesting.
Now she helps customers choose a unique combination of traits from the countless options available at the Shop Before Life.
Will they be born on Earth as MATHEMATICALLY GIFTED? Or perhaps EASILY IRRITATED or DELIGHTED BY CATS?
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Original, delightful, and humorous, The Shop Before Life is a breath of fresh air... a unique story that is captivating, enjoyable, quirky, and fun.Reader's Favorite
But Faythe has questions of her own. Like—what exactly is in these jars of magical personality traits? And who is the mysterious Supplier who creates them?
Unfortunately, these questions could awaken an ancient conflict and perhaps even destroy the Shop itself.
They should maybe mention that sort of thing during orientation.
Management are going to be furious when they find out, but Faythe’s divine punishment must wait. She's got to race to discover the secrets of the Shop—and hope they'll be enough to save it.
Because if she fails, nobody will become themselves ever again...
Equally mischievous and sincere, The Shop Before Life is a witty, whimsical ride that squares off against some of the biggest existential questions around.Sienna Tristen, author of The Heretic's Guide to Homecoming